MEET THE MENACE
Neha Honniganur
4 ft 11 in approx. travel pillow size
kopa mode: ON
HI, I'M NEHA. Honniganur
TRIVIA
  • From Bijapur, Karnataka
  • Intern @ Rubrik
  • Height: criminally short
  • Anger level: always 100%
  • Skill: roasting people
HOBBIES
  • Loving cats (her only soft spot)
  • Travelling the world
  • Taking pictures (never enough)
  • Gym and exercise (religiously)
  • Being perpetually angry
  • Checking zodiac compatibility of everyone she meets
  • Counting down to Friday every single week
  • Roasting her best friend
HATES
  • People taller than her (basically everyone)
  • Slow internet
  • Being called small
INVENTORY
LIP BALM MAKEUP KIT PASSPORT CAMERA
EVIDENCE FROM THE PAST
Baby Neha
"Already plotting world domination in this one."
EARLY SIGNS
  • Refused to be called small even then
  • School uniform — immaculate
  • Had opinions. Strong ones.
  • Bijapur's angriest kid, probably
UNCHANGED SINCE
  • The height
  • The look on her face
  • The attitude
  • The love for cats
DOB: 21 DEC 2003 Bijapur, Karnataka Sagittarius (explains everything) Friday worshipper Level: Menace (unlocked early)
CLASSIFIED
[ BFIA ]
BEST FRIEND INTELLIGENCE AGENCY
OFFICIAL CRIMINAL RECORD
BFIA-007-NBY-2026
FILE NUMBER#NEHA-0312-BSK
PURPOSEROAST-001(P)
CASE IDK-ANGRY-007
#NBY2026BIJAPUR0312
NAME: NEHA HONNIGANUR
ORIGIN: BIJAPUR, KARNATAKA
CURRENT BASE: RUBRIK (INTERNING)
HEIGHT: CLASSIFIED (SHORT)
OCCUPATION: PROFESSIONAL ROASTER
DANGER LEVEL: ██████████ 10/10
MOOD: ANGRY AT ALL TIMES
LANGUAGE: KANNADA (CUTE ACCENT)
KNOWN ASSOCIATES...
One (1) best friend she roasts daily.
Multiple cats worldwide (classified allies).
Travel buddies who can never keep up.
CHARGES FILED...
- Goes to the gym daily, still a hippo
- Threatening people with Kannada phrases
- Causing whiplash with mood swings
- Diagnosing everyone by their zodiac sign
- Treating Friday like a national holiday
- Being too short to reach the top shelf
  but still judging absolutely everyone
Mugshot
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SUBJECT REFUSED TO STAND STRAIGHT.
PROBABLY COULDN'T REACH THE MARK.
KNOWN ALLIES (CATS)...
Fluffy
Spirit animal
Shadow
As moody as her
Bijapur Billi
From the homeland
LIKES
cats, airports, sunset photos, makeup, travel
DISLIKES
being called small, slow WiFi, early mornings
( Made with love and zero respect by her best friend )
OFFICIAL MEMBERSHIP
Member
NBY · 221204 · 007
ID.NO.NBY-007-2026
PROFESSIONAL
ROASTERS
MEMBERSHIP CARD
NAME Neha Honniganur
PHONE +91 *** *** ****
EMAIL neha@nehabyavarsi.xyz
SKILL Roasting people without a second thought
DOB 21 DEC 2003
ORIGIN ಬಿಜಾಪುರ, ಕರ್ನಾಟಕ